Scrubs bits at the lowest level for rendering experiments nobody asked for. Uses Arch, by the way.
- Role: Founder & CTO at @thera-org — keeping cloud infrastructure from catching fire.
- DevOps: Putting out production fires — nowadays, significantly less than it used to be.
- Homelab: Runs a self-hosted homelab that occasionally decides to run him instead.
- Autonomous Agents: Babysitting code agents (they learn fast, they just never listen).
- Code Philosophy: Writes Rust when possible, C when the professor demands it, and Python when no one is looking.
- Audio: Producing deep house tracks whenever the groove hits — dissecting waveforms, basslines, and analog synths.
[CORE / LOW-LEVEL] Rust · C · Arch Linux · Lua
[CLOUD / DEVOPS] Docker · Kubernetes · AWS · Terraform · Homelab · CI/CD
[RUNTIMES / SCRIPT] Python · TypeScript · Java · Bash/Zsh
[SOUND / HARDWARE] Deep House · Sub-bass DSP · Analog Synths · 124 BPM
| Incident | Severity | Status | Post-Mortem |
|---|---|---|---|
| 03:00 AM Pager | CRITICAL |
INVESTIGATING |
Production decided to test human cardiovascular health. |
| "Monitored" Disk | HIGH |
FULL (100%) |
Definitely monitored, until the alert daemon quietly crashed. |
| Local-Only Config | BAFFLING |
WONTFIX |
Works perfectly on Arch, refuses to boot anywhere else. |
| Friday 17:30 Bump | FATAL |
ROLLED_BACK |
Broke the pipeline right before the weekend. Unforgivable. |
All of them have been reported. None of them have been fixed. It's a lifestyle :)
G. Monteiro · mswk.com.br · @MonteiroBySWK



